00001.swfHomestuck BETA
00002.swfEnter name.
00003.swfTry again.
00004.swfExamine room.
00005.swfJohn: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.
00006.swfJohn: Move green icon to MAGIC CHEST and click.
00007.swfJohn: Remove CAKE from MAGIC CHEST.
00008.swfJohn: Quickly retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST.
00031.swfJohn: Examine games on CD rack.
00077.swf[S] John: Play haunting piano refrain.
00082.swf[S] ==>
00088.swf[S] John: Enter.
00090.swf[S] STRIFE!
00110.swf[S] John: Check Pesterchum.
00137.swf[S] ==>
00138.swf==>
00140.swfTT: Zoom out.
00177.swf==>
00186.swf[S] ==>
00222.swf[S] Rose: Play a haunting refrain on the violin.
00246.swf[S] John: Take bite of apple.
00250.swf[S] ==>
00251.swf==>
00253.swf (AVM2)[S] YOU THERE. BOY.
00253_local.swf (AVM2)[S] YOU THERE. BOY.
00307.swf[S] ==>
00338.swf (AVM2)[S] ==>
00338_local.swf (AVM2)[S] ==>
00388.swf[S] Rose: Youth roll right out the front door.
00393.swf[S] ==>==>==>!!!!!!!!!
00397.swf (AVM2)[S] GET UP JOHN, THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLUMBER.
00400.swf[S] JOHN, SALVAGE YOUR WEAPON AND FIGHT ON!
00418.swf[S] WHAT THIS IS SO OUTRAGEOUS
00422.swf[S] GO ON. ==>
00423.swf==>
00424.swfME?? ==>
00444.swf[S] Dave: Retrieve dead bird.
00476.swf (AVM2)[S] ==>
00501.swfnow sir boy, flee from this boorish rabble post haste.
00644.swf[S] John: Sleep.
00651.swf[S] John: Wake up.
00665.swf[S] Dave: Ascend to the highest point of the building.
00721.swf[S] WV: Lead your men to victory!
00755.swf[S] WV: Hasten to the exit post-haste!
00757.swf[S] WV: Ascend.
00769.swf[S] Jade: Play a silly flute refrain.
00772.swfJade: Set modus.
00822.swf[S] Jade: Play a hauntingly relaxing bassline.
00825.swfJade: Get down to business.
00826.swfJade: Activate Pesterchum.
00830.swf[S] Jade: Open FreshJamz!
00833.swf[S] MIDNIGHT CREW: ACT 1031
00836.swf[S] Dave: STRIFE.
00843.swf[S] Jade: Descend.
00871.swf[S] Dave: Abscond.
00879.swf[S] Rose: Ascend.
00918.swf[S] Strife!!!
00938.swf[S] Rose: Fast forward to now.
00948.swf[S] John: Examine your dad's room.
00979.swf[S] John: Mental breakdown.
00980.swf[S] Jade: Retrieve package.
01026.swf[S] Jade: Dream up extra arms and play advanced bass solo.
01070.swf[S] Dave: Strife!
01073.swf[S] Jade: Pester John.
01149.swf[S] Enter.
01154.swfINTERMISSION
01267.swf[S][I] ==>
01358.swf (AVM2)[S] ACT 4 ==>
01407.swf[S] ==>
01641.swf[S] Dave: Accelerate.
01656.swf[S] ==>
01668.swf[S] Jack: Ascend.
01685.swf (AVM2)John: Open map.
01720.swf[S] Rose and Dave: Shut up and jam.
01801.swf[S] WV?: Rise up.
01931.swf[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
01940.swf[S] Descend.
02577.swf[S] Make her pay.
02625.swf[S] ACT 5 ACT 2 ==>
02786.swf[S] Vriska: Watch street tough maverick with nothing to lose
02791.swf (AVM2)[S] Past Karkat: Wake up.
02791_local.swf (AVM2)[S] Past Karkat: Wake up.
02847.swf[S] Jade: Wake up.
02926.swf[S] Jade: Enter.
02987.swf[S] ==>
03000.swf[S] Jade: STRIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
03077.swf (AVM2)[S] John: Enter village.
03085.swf[S] JOHN. RISE UP.
03294.swf[S] Wake.
03318.swf (AVM2)[S] Kanaya: Return to the core.
03318_local.swf (AVM2)[S] Kanaya: Return to the core.
03435.swf (AVM2)[S] Equius: Seek the highb100d.
03517.swf[S] 3x SHOWDOWN COMBO.
03636.swfSeer: Ask.
03643.swf==>
03656.swfJohn: Locate Tumor.
03663.swfJohn: Return to surface.
03676.swf[S] All: Behold glory of Zillyhoo.
03692.swf (AVM2)[S] Seer: Descend.
03693.swf[S] ==>
03711.swfExit.
03714.swf[S] Terezi: Proceed.
03715.swf[S] Terezi: Read note.
03722.swf[S] Terezi: Play records.
03727.swf[S] Terezi: Play tiny record.
03740.swfInsert disc 2.
03741.swf[S] Seer: Ascend.
03757.swf[S] Flip.
03758.swf=> =
03759.swfQÛít„
03848.swf[S][o] Tick. Tock.
03857.swf[S][o] Tick. Tock. Tick...
03871.swf[o] Feel free to examine the clippings while I tidy.
03892.swf[o] Try to make sense of this mess yourself.
03933.swf[o] Oh, wonderful. Another interruption.
03940.swf[o] ==>
03949.swf[S][o] ==>
03971.swf[o] ==>
03999.swf[o] ==>
04015.swf[o] ==>
04016.swf[o] ==>
04050.swf[o] ==>
04081.swfInsert disc 2.
04082.swf[S] Attempt rare and highly dangerous 5x SHOWDOWN COMBO.
04096.swf==>
04097.swf=>
04108.swf[S] Begin intermission 2.
04110.swf[S] ACT 6
04118.swfJake: Retrieve arms from floor, post-haste!
04159.swfJane: Exit.
04191.swfJake: Exit.
04272.swf[S] ==>
04279.swf[S] Jane: Get mail.
04370.swf[S][A6I1] Karkat: Mental breakdown.
04385.swf[A6I1] ==>
04387.swf[S] END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 1
04466.swfDirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a proboscis.
04482.swfRoxy: Black out.
04483.swf[S] Roxy: Sleepwalk.
04513.swfRoxy: Descend.
04538.swf[S] RAP-OFF!!!!!!!!!!
04565.swfDirk: Exit.
04569.swf[S] Prince of Heart: Rise up.
04614.swf[S] Frigglish: Fast forward to Jaspersprite.
04662.swf[S] Jane: Enter.
04812.swf[S][A6I2] ???
04817.swf[S] ACT 6 ACT 3
04822.swf[S] Jane: Proceed.
04824.swf[S] Jane: Cautiously approach.
04939.swf[S] DD: Ascend.
04941.swf[S] DD: Ascend more casually.
05024.swf[S] Terry: Fast forward to Liv.
05027.swfUU: Defeat uu.
05029.swfuu: Defeat UU.
05031.swfSelect character.
05049.swfSelect character.
05067.swfSelect character.
05075.swfSelect character.
05081.swfSelect character.
05134.swfSelect character.
05200.swfI clicked on all those kids. Now what?
05214.swf==>
05233.swf==>
05235.swf[S] Dirk: Synchronize.
05236.swf==>
05248.swf==>
05249.swf[S] Dirk: Unite.
05255.swfSawtooth: Enter.
05256.swfSquarewave: Enter.
05257.swfJane, Dirk, Jake, Roxy: Enter.
05258.swf[S] Caliborn: Enter.
05365.swf[A6I3] ==>
05370.swf[S][A6I3] ==>
05371.swf[S][A6I3] ==>
05372.swf[S][A6I3] ==>
05373.swf[S][A6I3] ==>
05374.swf[S][A6I3] ==>
05424.swf[S][A6I3] MINISTRIFE!!!
05435.swf[S] ACT 6 ACT 4
05437.swf[S] ==>
05468.swf[S][A6I4] ==>
05469.swf[S][A6I4] ==>
05470.swf[S][A6I4] ==>
05471.swf[S][A6I4] ==>
05482.swf[S][A6I4] ==>
05491.swf[S!][A6I4] ==>
05492.swf[!!!][A6I4] ==>
05509.swf[S] ACT 6 ACT 5
05652.swf[S] Ride.
05708.swf[S] Jane: Engage.
05709.swf[S] Jane: Blast off.
05710.swfEND OF ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1
05711.swf[S] ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 2
05721.swf==>
05723.swf[S] ==>
05732.swf==>
05733.swf==>
05734.swf==>
05737.swf[S] ==>
05756.swf[S] ==>
05760.swf[S] Tricksters: Alchemize.
05761.swf[S] ==>
05773.swf[S] WHEEEEEEEEEEE!
05774.swf[S] HA HA HA! HE HE HE! HO HO HO!
05777.swf[FUCK YOU!] ==>
05777_2.swf[FUCK YOU!] ==>
05784.swf[S] Caliborn + Gamzee: Engage.
05978.swf[S][A6I5] BEGIN INTERFISHIN
05994.swf[S][A6I5] ==>
06028.swf[A6I5] ==>
06043.swf[A6I5] ==>
06063.swf[S] END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 4
06070.swf[S][A6I5] ==>
06137.swf[A6I5] SS: Everybody in.
06201.swf[A6I5I6] ==>
06202.swf[A6I5I6] ==>
06228.swf[S][A6I5] ==>
06234.swf==>
06235.swf==>
06236.swfInsert disc three.
06237.swf==>
06240.swf[S] ACT 6 ACT 6
06277.swf[A6A6I1] ====>
06282.swf[A6A6I1] ====>
06297.swf[A6A6I1] ====>
06379.swf[A6A6I1] ====>
06394.swf[A6A6I1] ====>
06397.swf[S][A6A6I1] ====>
06398.swf[A6A6I1] ====>
06402.swf[A6A6I1] ====>
06413.swf[A6A6I1] ====>
06549.swf[S][A6A6I2] ====>
06649.swf[S][A6A6I2] ====>
06898.swf[S] GAME OVER.
06917.swf[A6A6I3] ====>
06940.swf[S] BYE FOREVER, ALMOST.
07083.swf[S][A6A6I4] ====>
07095.swf[S][A6A6I4] ====>
07097.swf[S][A6A6I4] ====>
07098.swf[S][A6A6I4] ====>
07122.swf[A6A6I4] ====>
07402.swf[S][A6A6I4] ====>
07405.swf[A6A6I4] ====>
07406.swf[S] ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5
07407.swfAH. SO NICE OF YOU TO JOIN ME.
07408.swfMY MASTERPIECE!
07409.swfLET US BEGIN.
07410.swfSO I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT I SAW.
07411.swfAH YES. MOVIE MAGIC AT ITS BEST.
07412.swfALSO, LOOK CLOSELY.
07413.swfONE MORE BANNER PIECE OF SWAG IN MY POSSESSION.
07414.swfHERE I AM LORDING IT OVER MY MINIONS.
07415.swfWHEN SUDDENLY.
07416.swfBUT THEN.
07417.swfTHEY ARE ALL FRISKY, AND READY TO FIGHT.
07418.swfLIKE I SAID. I HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.
07419.swfAND RULES AND STUFF.
07420.swfAND JUST LIKE THAT, THEY WERE GONE.
07421.swfIT BECAME MYSTERIOUSLY INTANGIBLE.
07422.swfSO IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE.
07423.swfI SHOULD ALSO RELEVANTLY MENTION.
07424.swfNOW IS WHEN THE PUMMELING BEGINS.
07425.swfI'M MOSTLY TOYING WITH THEM THOUGH.
07426.swfSO.
07427.swfI'M RUINING THEM, REALLY.
07428.swfIT WAS A PRETTY GOOD FIGHT BETWEEN US.
07429.swfMY OVERCONFIDENCE, WAS MY ACHILLES DOWNFALL THOUGH.
07430.swfAND BY UPSET.
07431.swfTHE HOPE... MY GOD.
07432.swfWELL, MY SECOND MAYBE.
07433.swfIT SEEMS THAT HOPE POWER IS OVERWHELMING.
07434.swfI GET DUNKED AS FUCK.
07435.swfMEANWHILE, STRIDER REGROUPS FROM HIS TROUNCING.
07436.swfSO I GET UP. AND...
07437.swfSO BASICALLY.
07438.swfTHE SWEATY MUSCULAR GHOST APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE.
07439.swfTHIS GIVES DIRK JUST THE TIME HE NEEDS.
07440.swfI THINK HE THOUGHT HE COULD DESTROY MY SOUL.
07441.swfAT THIS POINT.
07442.swfYES, NEVER TO BE FOUND.
07445.swf[S] ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5
07482.swf[A6A6I5] ====>
07668.swf[A6A6I5] ====>
07677.swf[A6A6I5] ====>
07682.swf[A6A6I5] ====>
07689.swf[A6A6I5] ====>
07692.swf[A6A6I5] ====>
07696.swf[A6A6I5] ====>
07709.swf[A6A6I5] ====>
07721.swf[A6A6I5] ====>
07729.swf[A6A6I5] ====>
07762.swf[A6A6I5] ====>
07800.swf[A6A6I5] ====>
07819.swf[S][A6A6I5] ====>
07905.swf[A6A6I5] ====>
07921.swf[S][A6A6I5] ====>
07953.swf[S] Terezi: Remem8er.
08122.swf[S] ==>
10082.swf[S] ==>
10825.swfJade: Get down to business.
11931.swf[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
13294.swf[S] Wake.
16297.swf[A6A6I1] ====>
17445.swf[S] ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5
26297.swf[A6A6I1] ====>
A6A6I1.swf[S] ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 1
cage2.swf[S] Wait, what am I supposed to do with this bunny again?
captchas.swf (AVM2)PUNCH CARD CALCULATOR
cascade.swf (Combined)[S] Cascade.
cascade_loaderExt.swf[S] Cascade.
cascade_relative.swf[S] Cascade.
cascade_segment1.swf[S] Cascade.
cascade_segment2.swf[S] Cascade.
cascade_segment3.swf[S] Cascade.
cascade_segment4.swf[S] Cascade.
cascade_segment5.swf[S] Cascade.
echidna.swf[S][A6A6I5] ====>
intro.swf[S] ACT 6 INTERMISSION 3
kcage.swf[S] Cage: Reveal plan.
menu.swf[S] ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 2
pony.swf[S] Ride.
pony2.swf[S] Ride.
PS_titlescreen.swfPROBLEM SLEUTH
SBAHJthemovie1.swfMOVIE #1: hooly SHIT, wear a MOVIE???????????
splay.swf (AVM2)POGO RIDE LEADER BOARD
squiddlevid.swfSquiddles! Full Opening

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